thighrabanks:

i hate seafood so much that i tell people that i’m allergic to it when i’m really not just so i don’t have to explain to them why i don’t and also so i don’t have to be judged for it

like there’s such little food that i’ve gotten from the ocean that i like that i just don’t eat it as a rule

Since Tyler is actually allergic to shellfish, I just tell people I am too. Heaven forbid I wasn’t actually allergic and not like seafood in a beach community in Florida.

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

Reasons why I love living in Florida. I mean we always have the best news.

Just popped in an old mix cd……STORY OF MY LIFE SEARCHING FOR THE RIGHT BUT IT KEEPS AVOIDING ME SORROW IN MY SOUL CAUSE IT SEEMS THAT WRONG REALLY LOVES MY COMPANY.

Going through one of the discussion boards for my class is exhausting. No one ever wants to really elaborate on their arguments. They never back it up, or if they do they include fallacies. If the fallacies aren’t present then they deliberately leave a point about their argument out that makes the whole picture illogical.

Is it really that hard to come up with a decent argument?

Tropical storm Beryl has obviously never seen Sailor Moon. She’s not going to destroy anything, but will cause four girls amnesia.

When you find out that a guy you once dated has become a devout straight Christian.

When forced to do a talent for my speech class, I had to say I did not have one.

Little did they know that I’ve been perfecting my stalking, but I don’t think handing out a sheet with their personal information would have gone over well.

So I somehow broke my window this morning. I slapped it then WHAM glass everywhere. It’s double-paned though so I still have the outer portion. I learned something though.

Apparently I slap like a bad bitch.

When you’re watching something in HD and can see the actors make-up. 

He wasn’t born with it, it’s definitely Maybelline.