visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor
I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and then this happened.
Accidental performance art: priceless
(Source: pine-cypress)
I’m scared of this
(Source: sharonosbourne)
I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING POSTS THAT DONT EQUATE GOOD GRADES TO INTELLIGENCE LIKE BITCH DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING HARD IT IS TO GRASP A CONCEPT IN A CLASS LIKE CALC OR PHYSICS AND GENUINELY UNDERSTAND IT AND THEN BE ABLE TO APPLY IT TO DIFFERENT SCENARIOS ON DIFFERENT ASSESSMENTS LIKE THAT ISNT FUCKING REGURGITATION ITS INTELLIGENCE AND ITS A DAMN GOOD FEELING GETTING A GOOD GRADE ON SOMETHING WHEN YOU ARE GENUINELY SMART SO FUCKING STOP IT
i’m really sorry
(Source: overhumor)
Just Cruising Through Reality: bat-waynebruce-man: ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I...
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they…
I want cuddles.
I want sex.
I want cuddles.
I want sex.I want to put it in you while we cuddle.
Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true
I will cut your throat and bake a pie with your insides.
Assassin’s Creed in which 50’s housewives are the base of the brotherhood because WWII took away a lot of its men.
The hide knives in their purses and a dagger in their garter-belt. Their bobby-pins are poisonous.
dude. I’d play that. I’d play that hardcore.
